Miranda Priestly
mr·an·duh preest·lee
Played by Meryl Streep
in the 2006 Oscar-nominated film The Devil Wears Prada,
Not Gucci, I guarantee
Not Louis Vuitton, don’t be a moron
Burberry? What a yawn.
She wears Prada.
Directed by David Frankel,
Acting alongside Anne Hathaway as Andera “Andy” Sachs,
Emily Blunt as Emily Charlton
And the amazing Stanley Tucci,
Playing his most infamous role as…
Stanley Tucci.

Miranda Priestly,
A stare, so brutal, so beastly
She’s not toothless, but ruthless
She didn’t even let Emily go to Paris
She did it to embarrass,
Fierce and cut-throat,
She would not be seen wearing a floral coat,
Miranda could slaughter a goat
With her own bare hands
The truth is,
No one can do that she can do,
Florals in spring is no breakthrough.

Miranda Priestly,
She took a chance, and hired the “smart fat girl”
But, Andrea, the girl, just didn’t have the “look”
Her boyfriend, Nate, was just a cook,
It wasn’t until the end of the movie,
When Andrea proved that she,
Was not so useless,
But also ruthless,
Just like her boss,
Who gave Stanley Tucci the toss,
Miranda Priestly should not be crossed.

The twins want the unpublished harry potter book,
But here’s the hook,
Andrea only has four hours to get manuscript on Miranda’s desk
This is the real test,
Does Andrea have the stamina?
To be the assistant of Miranda,
While Emily is just one stomach flu away from her goal weight,
Miranda is waiting for her steak,
For god’s sake,
Where is her steak?
Let them eat cake.

Miranda Priestly,
Based on Anna Wintour,
The editor of Vogue magazine,
My favourite scene,
Is at the end,
when Andrea looks on trend,
she waves to Miranda from across the street,
But instead of waving back, Miranda just gets back into her car seat.
Miranda Priestly,
She has no compassion,
But she is CEO of high fashion,
Until she is replaced by her biggest threat,
Jacqueline Follet.

Miranda Priestly, a poem